Try this, it’s cathartic. I actually got through.
By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes
Since Congress is out fighting on the playground again instead of doing the job we hired them to do, we here at Bayard & Holmes have stepped in to make sure “essential” duties are not ignored. One of those is the ever more difficult task of keeping up moral in America. To meet that burden, we have declared October 17 to be National Drunk Dial Congress Day.
For those of us who actually have to work to keep up with “essential” matters in life that don’t include the “essential” golf courses and “essential” fitness clubs where you will find our congressmen during the shutdown, we found this delightful web site for you called . . .
DrunkDialCongress.org
Yes, this is for real. Piper checked it out for us. You leave your number at the web site. Within a minute or so, your phone rings…
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