Mittens finally did it. He loosened up and did the shuffle, to the right. Yeah, like we expected him to pick some moderate. He annointed picked Paul Ryan. This man is the enbodiment of the conservative soul.  Romney listened to the Voice of The Right. It told him,  “Screw the moderates, when the whip comes down they’ll follow, the far Right is where the big bucks are. And we all know money trumps morality. Mittens is going to obey the lunatic fringe fiscal conservatives and dump seniors in workhouses group homes so they can be monitored and they can pool whats left of the pension they earned. Hell, he might even let the companies off the hook for their amount they’re supposed to kick in to the pension funds.

Linked to the Mitt and Paul Show, if you look real close you’ll see Democrats doing a Happy Dance. The image merchants brain trust is looking ay all the propintel that was dumped into their laps. They can smear potray the Republican ticket as a chance for the 1% to take over.  Now the only problem is the troops. They’ve got to get every Democrat off their asses and vote. Somethig they were good at around the turnof the century. The only problem is that their methods entailed bribery, ballot box stuffing, multiple trips to the polls and registry in the graveyard. The Democrats should try at getting the Independents to vote for the donkey. Here’s the problem; the Independents in urban areas are usually disaffected Dems who lost the faith when Nixon beat McGovern. The Independents in the Midwest and Mountain states are independent. They don’t give a damn about party politics, they’ll vote for anyone who won’t restrict their freedoms. Cue the Libertarians, a bit to the right of the center and a catch-all for some of the loons who don’t feel comfortable with tinfoil hat candidates and crave respectability.

Dave Berkowitz, aka The Son of Sam, came out against gun violence. He said young people have the wrong idea about prison. Yep, if you ain’t strong enough you’re gonna be wearing lipstick and being called Sweetie. But the point is this, Dave forgot to bring up thay stalking and shooting thing he was into. He should mention that visiting lover’s lanes and shooting couples trying to get laid.  I can see how that could slip his mind. On another front, Daves aged into that grandfatherly guy next door always pushing tomatoes and zuchinni.

Another bunch doing the Happy Dance, the Tea Party. If Mitt makes it in they’ll have somebody one heartbeat away from the Presidency. Aren’t they the ones who want to abolish gun control and make firearms training a mandatory Kindergarten course.  Mitt ain’t far enough Right. He doesn’t have the National Anthem inked on his back and Old Glory on his chest.

August 14 is primary day in Connecticut. It’ll be great to clear all the campaign ads off the air and bring back Good Old American Politics where the Democrats and Republicans bash each other and you can tell who’s who. We got some really good races going. Linda McMahon, that classy businessman VinceMcMahon of WWE fame is looking to bodyslam her opponent Chris Murphy. Ms. McMahon seems to believe that throwing money around will win votes. Murphy spends what monet he can get bashing McMahon. The Democrats are a circle jerk. It seems the party endorsement does’t mean anything and they’re going to have the voters (see above) decide. I’ll be glad when it’s over.

The Olympics are over and we got the most medals. Big Whoop. We got two gold for basketball. You’d think they’d just give it to us, being as we invented it and, oops, made it international. The competition is boring. Let’s cut back on sports and feature track and field, swimming, pentathalon, decathalon, swimming and marksmanship. We forget these “peace” games were originally a test of miltary skills.

The town of Enfield CT is proposing to ban smoking in certain outdoor venues. This infringes on an unwritten amendment in our Constitution; The right to kill ourselves with tobacco, food, doing stupid shit and liquor. There are reasonable restrictions; Drinking while or before driving a modr of transportation. Smoking in hospitals and enclosed places. Eating fifty McD’s burgers. Driving your snowmobile down the inerstate. If they’re going to ban smoking, why outdoors? The smoke goes up into the air. Yes it’s a bad example for young kids, but they pick up bad habits on their own.

One question: Why Extreme Chef? Just trying to figure it out. What are they going to do? Drop them in Death Valley with a 9″ saute pan, chef’s knife and a pound of lard. Object; A three course dinner for twelve. Actually why food competition?

As of August 13th, 85 days to go until the world finds out who’s going to run this show.

TALK TO ME, I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FOOD BANK, A LOT OF KIDS GET THEIR ONLY NOURISHING MEAL AT SCHOOL. MAKE SUR THERE’S ENOUGH TO GO AROUND. ADOPT A SHELTER PET. SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR LOCAL POLITICIAN, AS NOV 4 APPROACHES YOU’LL KNOW WHY. THIRD AND FOURTH PARTIES THEY  HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS THAT NEED TO BE BROUGHT INTO THE MAINSTREAM. DO THE KARDASHIANS DESERVE ALL THE AIR TIME THEY’RE GETTING? IF YOUR KID WAS THAT ANNOYING YOU’D CEMENT THEM INTO A WALL.

Song I can’t get out of my head: Instant Karma by John Lennon. Listen to the lyrics.

See you Wednesday. Vote, vote, vote dammit.